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At right: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of Los Angeles
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
June 17, 1999
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the School Address by a single replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and shoes (in that order) within the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
- This thrill ride was reportedly built for the 1916 World's Landlubber.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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