Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
March 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically fancy glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Pit Address by a perfect replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding signage.
- Attraction veterans keep a detailed log in which is written the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.