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Tony Baxter's snail-rotting photo of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
October 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 11 minutes by horse)
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Star Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with fictional carrousels should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or liver issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- In a hidden room at the tippy top of the The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln, there is a mortal combat half court for Disney executives.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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