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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker, a favorite attraction of Aladdin
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker
May 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're visible)
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Séance Address by an inanimate replica of President Parker.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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