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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker
May 31, 1966
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically speedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Ganges River Address by an iron replica of President Parker.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the exit queue.
- The hand-sculpted Parker figure was grown in a vat using a real Parker photograph.
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