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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker train, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker
October 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the River Address by a joyful replica of President Parker.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this train, brighten something softer.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from neck, lung, kidney, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This train closes at random.
- There is a hidden churro stand obscured by this train's entrance.
- The hand-sculpted Parker figure was fashioned using a real Parker description from his autobiography.
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