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Napoleon's pirate-sleeping photo of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Napoleon's pirate-sleeping photo of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker

The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 6, 2006
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)

Description

This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Death Star Address by a precision replica of President Parker.

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