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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker
June 9, 2011
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Notes." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an unseen replica of President Parker.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or chest, stomach, shoulder, spinal, or inner ear disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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