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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker, a favorite attraction of Aladdin

The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker, a favorite attraction of Aladdin

The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1962
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're visible)
Popular with: Toddlers

Description

This elevating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Séance Address by an inanimate replica of President Parker.

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