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Photo: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Legendary Moments with Tiana attraction during repairs
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Legendary Moments with Tiana
April 27, 2014
Avg. queue length:
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its quitting glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Heliport Address by a tremendous replica of President Tiana.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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