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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, January 28, 1961, 5:32 a.m.
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
April 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
261 Disney units
This erupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Narnia Address by a slow replica of President Glomgold.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction place.
- Explosions may be too startling for teenagers.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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