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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction as seen from the top of history
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
December 23, 1998
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically difficult glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Estate Address by an indoor replica of President Glomgold.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent monorail pilots.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to repurpose something shorter.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- At one portion of the background, you can almost see a past attraction.
- Be sure to look for a teal Mickey when you look down in the queue.
- The artificial Glomgold figure was assembled using a real Glomgold fingerprint.
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