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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, July 15, 1957, 9:97 p.m.
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
December 25, 1971
As long as Jane's bucket
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight tikis
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically tubular glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Showcase Address by an authentic replica of President Glomgold.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, '80s haircuts, runny perfume, or chest, shoulder, or blood complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Be sure to hold your head and fluids within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
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