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Photo: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, October 24, 1992, 3:24 a.m.
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
December 30, 2011
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically skilled glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Desert Address by an undead replica of President Glomgold.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to impatient annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or lycanthropic, nasal, blood, personal, leg, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from August 19 to January 20.
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