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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, secretly warning in the afternoon moonlight
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
August 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its fighting glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Camelot Address by a sleek replica of President Glomgold.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and wearing trenchcoats).
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- The tower of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold can be spotted from as far away as the horizon.
- The artificial Glomgold figure was put together using a real Glomgold portrait.
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