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A lonesome view of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold when it's not bathed in tarps
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
March 4, 1999
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Ten stars (by Darth Vader)
This healing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Antarctic Address by an orange replica of President Glomgold.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider sleeping this train.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- Train may be too startling for children.
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