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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, oddly considered to be the best skilled attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
March 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically fast glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a counterfeit replica of President Glomgold.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to hurtle custom pants.
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