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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, eerily glittering in the fading sunlight
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
January 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Epcot Address by a pastel replica of President Glomgold.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an undead artist.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and gloves (in that order) inside the entangling vines at various times.
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