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The Village Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction at first light
The Village Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Private Lincoln
June 21, 2005
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Anaheim Address by a special replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- The letters in "The Village Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Private Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "N Oslssptahcomeieeg Mgihyttneatelatmrrp It Ira Hewwrevlnnoelnv O S Ttg I."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln face mask.
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