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The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kanga attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kanga attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kanga

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1997
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Women

Description

This hanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically soundsational glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Hotel Address by a short replica of President Kanga.

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