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The Village Story presenting Disnified Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at park opening

The Village Story presenting Disnified Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at park opening

The Village Story presenting Disnified Moments with Psycho the Weasel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1958
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Designed by: Drunks

Description

This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its repositioning glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the San Francisco Address by a tangled replica of President Weasel.

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