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The Village Story presenting Brief Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Village Story presenting Brief Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
November 5, 2004
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Grand Californian Address by an interactive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible Michael Eisner impersonators.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from May 9 through November 19.
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