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The Vaudeville Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the best visible attraction at Disneyland
The Vaudeville Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Madame Lincoln
December 19, 1970
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its helping glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Eden Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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