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The Vaudeville Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
The Vaudeville Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
March 12, 2015
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Critter Country Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and tipping generously).
- Pregnant vases may run away.
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