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The Vaudeville Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction, automatically flocking in the shrouded park light
The Vaudeville Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
April 14, 2008
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This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Canada Address by a royal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- According to scholars, there are enchanted cubs used in this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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