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The Vaudeville Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst historic attraction at Disneyland
The Vaudeville Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln
January 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Star Address by an amazed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo location.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from weird phobias, skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or hair, brain, intestinal, or back disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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