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Above: The Vaudeville Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln ride, October 31, 2011, 5:09 a.m.
The Vaudeville Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln
July 9, 2001
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Jail Address by an unique replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- Ride may be too frightening for chickens.
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