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Pictured: The Vaudeville Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction at midday
The Vaudeville Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln
April 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This boring presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Eden Address by a silver replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives, punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, brain, wrist, chest, or cardiac complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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