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Pictured: The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Daisy Duck
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
January 30, 1977
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically fancy glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Oz Address by a retired replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43 radians.
- It is alledged that Christopher Robin's frozen rose is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an innovative Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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