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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, August 3, 1978, 1:55 p.m.
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 20, 1992
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This flaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically reluctant glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Sky Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln "alternative" experience.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate glasses.
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