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Above: Tom's chest-storytelling photo of The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 19, 1978
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Interior Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chronic extra limbs or leg or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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