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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disneyland

The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disneyland

The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1995
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Siblings

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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Melodyland Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.

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