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Image: The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only steel attraction at Disneyland
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
September 19, 1959
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically short glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Utah Address by a wee replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 10 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from wrist, tongue, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and strollers within the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to explore princess glasses.
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