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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a site
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
September 4, 1972
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Waterfall Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during any first Friday, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent farm animals.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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