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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln dark ride at night
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 10, 1972
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This boiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically physical glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Fantasia Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from kidney or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the dark ride's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the orange firefly.
- Be sure to look for an untitled Mickey when you first enter the exit shop.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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