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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson

Above: The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson

The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 2011
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Two thumbs up (according to "Genuine Quarter" gossip column)

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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Volcano Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.

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