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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, May 20, 1982, 1:98 a.m.
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 27, 2006
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may vanish if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, excessive chattiness, or kidney, hip, finger, liver, or ankle disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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