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Above: The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
May 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up (according to "Genuine Quarter" gossip column)
This retiring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Volcano Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something with less people on it.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a box from a previous attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
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