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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the premier stained attraction at Disneyland

The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the premier stained attraction at Disneyland

The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1975
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

This growing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a supernatural replica of President Lincoln.

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