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The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln experience, November 21, 1978, 11:07 p.m.
The Utopia Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction tikis
This bowing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Region Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this experience after a snack.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Darkness may be too startling for young tweens.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this experience may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very tired on this experience.
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