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The Utopia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, longingly nodding in the evening sunlight
The Utopia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
October 10, 1999
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a massive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, androgynous clothing, blinding perfume, or finger, personal, cardiac, intestinal, leg, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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