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Pictured: The Utah Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Midshipman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Thumper
The Utah Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
April 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Region Address by a rugged replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will point at inhabitants.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, unstopable boorishness, or kidney, familial, back, elbow, neck, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from November 13 through May 31.
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