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Above: Thumper's wraith-melting photo of The Utah Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ichabod Crane
The Utah Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ichabod Crane
April 14, 1999
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Epcot Address by a soundsational replica of President Crane.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it more awkward.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- This show closes at random.
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