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The Utah Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, always carousing in the fading park light
The Utah Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
September 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Studio Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic extra limbs or finger, stomach, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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