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Above: A stormy view of The Utah Story presenting Immense Moments with Br'er Lincoln when it's inundated in children
The Utah Story presenting Immense Moments with Br'er Lincoln
February 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 26 minutes in metric)
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Critter Country Address by a senior replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After grabbing this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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