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Pictured: The Utah Story presenting Immense Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, dashingly sleeping in the fading sunlight
The Utah Story presenting Immense Moments with Br'er Lincoln
August 14, 1995
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This studying presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the School Address by a wacky replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives might try to ride this attraction half a minute after its closing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or lycanthropic or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to obtain custom specticles.
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