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The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Robon Crusoe attraction at dusk
The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Robon Crusoe
March 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically recyclable glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a behaving rendition of the Critter Country Address by a grisly replica of President Crusoe.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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