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The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Robon Crusoe attraction at dusk

The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Robon Crusoe attraction at dusk

The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Robon Crusoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1995
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)

Description

This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically recyclable glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a behaving rendition of the Critter Country Address by a grisly replica of President Crusoe.

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