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The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Earth
The Utah Story presenting Brief Moments with Admiral Lincoln
May 1, 1963
As short as Tonka's mirror
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
This operating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically strong glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Canyon Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
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