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At right: A majestic view of The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
December 31, 2010
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, inappropriate hotness, or knee or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique scenes.
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