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A majestic view of The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

At right: A majestic view of The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2010
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

This groaning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.

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