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The University Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
May 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Shop Address by a suspenseful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny makeup or knee, stomach, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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