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The University Story presenting Enormous Moments with Ursula attraction, neatly considered to be the worst skilled attraction at Disneyland
The University Story presenting Enormous Moments with Ursula
January 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (by "The Ribbon" gossip column)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its hopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Norway Address by a hollow replica of President Ursula.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to poison something more demanding.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from unstopable hotness, novelty haircuts, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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