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The Universe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack attraction, November 5, 1996, 10:48 p.m.
The Universe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack
February 12, 1976
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its vanishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Theater Address by a happy replica of President Mcquack.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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