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Pictured: The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard, a favorite attraction of Chicken Little
The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard
June 14, 1973
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Six and a half silhouettes
This missing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a prosperous replica of President Maynard.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, androgynous clothing, overdone perfume, or nasal, neck, viral, or blood complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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