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The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard ride, June 21, 2005, 11:16 p.m.
The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard
December 16, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a watchful replica of President Maynard.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider pillaging this ride.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Ride is closed for scheduled maintenance from September 25 until something like November 22.
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