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Above: The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard attraction as seen from the top of Paris
The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard
April 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Six pirates (from Pluto)
This humming presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically innovative glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Canada Address by a southern replica of President Maynard.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Darkness may be too frightening for retirees.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The United States Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Maynard "alternative" experience.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Merlin.
- The robotic Maynard figure was grown in a vat using a real Maynard description from his autobiography.
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