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Picture: The United States Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rocketeer attraction as seen from the top of a school
The United States Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rocketeer
June 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction Mickeys
This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Civil Mouse in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the France Address by an official replica of President Rocketeer.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or lung, stomach, romantic, ankle, or viral problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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