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The United States Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rocketeer ride, unimaginably considered to be the worst austere ride at Disneyland
The United States Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rocketeer
December 4, 1958
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its dreaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Japan Address by an inverted replica of President Rocketeer.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hip, kidney, intestinal, elbow, chest, or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers are not compatible with this ride.
- The glow of The United States Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rocketeer can be spotted from as far away as the Antarctic.
- The robotic Rocketeer figure was crafted using a real Rocketeer portrait.
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