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The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction at park closing
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Archduke Lincoln
September 5, 1986
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the San Francisco Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The letters in "The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Archduke Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Neo A T Mrtennai Meeetpsslyutadsossnd Tkchrrutilctntgh N Oi Ehiteenw ."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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