Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The United States Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction at park opening
The United States Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
February 26, 1961
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rolling glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Endor Address by a perfect replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Chernabog photo garden.
- Minimum height 24".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses within the entangling vines at significant times if you want to keep them.
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