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Above: The United States Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, blandly considered to be the best dramatic attraction at Disneyland
The United States Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
August 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 45".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses away from the cast members at all times.
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