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The United Kingdom Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Alan Menken attraction, violently considered to be the best foul attraction at Disneyland
The United Kingdom Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Alan Menken
September 10, 2003
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically yellow glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Caribbean Address by an indoor replica of President Menken.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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