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At right: The United Kingdom Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst safe attraction at Disneyland
The United Kingdom Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
September 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile mothers
This departing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a fantastical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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