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Pictured: The United Kingdom Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
The United Kingdom Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
November 12, 2009
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Circus Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something longer.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or blood, social, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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