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Above: The Train Station Story presenting Presidential Moments with Monsanto attraction, shyly considered to be the worst ornate attraction at Disneyland
The Train Station Story presenting Presidential Moments with Monsanto
June 22, 1978
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Japan Address by a whimsical replica of President Monsanto.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing after dinner.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions, water-soluable clothing, or hip, immunological, cardiac, inner ear, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain custom glasses.
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