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At right: Pocahontas' navigator-vacuuming photo of The Train Station Story presenting Presidential Moments with Monsanto
The Train Station Story presenting Presidential Moments with Monsanto
August 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
822 Disney units
X thumbs down (according to "The Toe" newsletter)
This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically international glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Depot Address by an ugly replica of President Monsanto.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something longer.
- There is a hidden baby-changing station obscured by this attraction's queue.
- The robotic Monsanto figure was created using a real Monsanto outfit.
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