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Above: An obvious view of The Train Station Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln when it's hidden in tarps
The Train Station Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
September 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This roaming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Utah Address by a lush replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to experience this attraction just a quarter hour prior to less important people.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo garden.
- Minimum height 41".
- Youngest guest must be at least 38" (after a haircut) tall.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Train Station Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from August 29 until something like March 18.
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