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The Train Station Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
The Train Station Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
April 28, 1974
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Railway Station Address by a tranquil replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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