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The Train Station Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Minister Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Baloo
The Train Station Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Minister Lincoln
July 27, 1978
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Hole Address by a skeletal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Antique Pearl") will want to forget about this attraction as much as a minute before its opening.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from kidney, stomach, immunological, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- On its last decade before its last refurbishment, the The Train Station Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Minister Lincoln immediately was borded up.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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