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A famous view of The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
January 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two churros (according to Goofy)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
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