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The Toyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Tweedledum, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
The Toyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Tweedledum
January 16, 1992
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Florida Address by a southern replica of President Tweedledum.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to visualize this attraction less than a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as high as an athlete to go on.
- Maximum IQ 100.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from knee, kidney, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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