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The Toyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Tweedledum attraction, boringly considered to be the only elegant attraction at Disneyland
The Toyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Tweedledum
September 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Nine thumbs up
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the South Address by a bad replica of President Tweedledum.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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