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The Toyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction during construction

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The Toyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1956
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Enjoyed by: Fanboys

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a gold replica of President Lincoln.

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