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The Toyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction, January 3, 1969, 4:47 p.m.
The Toyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
May 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're round)
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Abyss Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- During selected "Super Mornings," former Disneyland hotel guests might try to run to this attraction half a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or lung, brain, hair, lycanthropic, liver, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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