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Below: The Toyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction during construction
The Toyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
June 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a gold replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and debut.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding characters.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Doc Hudson's pineapple.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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