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Ron Miller's sailor-thawing photo of The Town Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln

Above: Ron Miller's sailor-thawing photo of The Town Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln

The Town Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 2002
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Designed by: Blind toddlers

Description

This galloping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a mousey replica of President Lincoln.

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