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The Town Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland

The Town Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland

The Town Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 2003
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of eight and a fraction toons (from Ward Kimball)

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Sea Address by an eternal replica of President Lincoln.

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