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The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Figaro

The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Figaro

The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 1, 1956
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

This opening presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Broomsticks." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Theater Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.

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