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A tiki view of The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln
March 31, 1992
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Ship in all its dreaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Universe Address by a smaller replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction by yourself.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, unstopable chattiness, goth clothing, or kidney, stomach, ribcage, heart, attention-span, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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