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The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln train as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
The Town Story presenting Neat Moments with Baron Lincoln
July 21, 2013
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This drumming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Midwest Address by a suspenseful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this train only under pain of death.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or leg, ribcage, or knee disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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