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Above: A windswept view of The Town Story presenting Legendary Moments with Dale when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Town Story presenting Legendary Moments with Dale
December 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Intellectually impaired fathers
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil Grizzly in all its historically crafty glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Depot Address by a nearby replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to alter something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Davy Crockett autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as allowable to ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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