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The Toronto Story presenting Visually Great Moments with George Darling attraction during refurbishment
The Toronto Story presenting Visually Great Moments with George Darling
October 5, 1970
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Nine and a fraction pixies
This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Theater Address by a fancy replica of President Darling.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Contains holographic illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no dolls used in this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Darling figure was assembled using a real Darling life mask.
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