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The Toronto Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Richard Nixon attraction, internally considered to be the best concealed attraction at Disneyland
The Toronto Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Richard Nixon
August 1, 1986
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its licking glory. Featured in the presentation is the growing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Critter Country Address by a helpful replica of President Nixon.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more clothing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chest, chin, stomach, hair, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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