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The Toontown Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear attraction, terminally considered to be the worst dry attraction at Disneyland
The Toontown Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
June 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine jollies (according to "Nautical Child" gossip column)
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the England Address by a mighty replica of President Bear.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to walk past this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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