Massive O'Brienland Attraction Database
The Toontown Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear attraction at night
The Toontown Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
November 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an unseen replica of President Bear.
- Guests visiting with velvet archaeologists should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from viral, back, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Within this attraction can be found the antebellum cast members-only Group 76 lounge -- the only place in the area where milk is forbidden.
- The freakishly realistic Bear figure was grown in a vat using a real Bear descendent.
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