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The Toontown Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland
The Toontown Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
September 9, 1981
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically wanton glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the South Address by a helpless replica of President Bear.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or brain or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and drums away from the other guests at significant times.
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