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Pictured: The Toontown Story presenting Brief Moments with Smee attraction, sleepily changing in the fading moonlight
The Toontown Story presenting Brief Moments with Smee
February 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Asia Address by a happy replica of President Smee.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 22 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or ankle or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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