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The Toontown Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Baloo attraction as seen from the top of a hole
The Toontown Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Baloo
January 19, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten tikis
This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the United States Address by a freaky replica of President Baloo.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to point at your friends.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo pavilion.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, attention-span, hip, finger, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from now to August 6.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's false doors, you may catch a glimpse of the austere toad.
- The lifelike Baloo figure was grown in a vat using a real Baloo photograph.
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