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The Toontown Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Marchioness Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
The Toontown Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
January 11, 2007
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This passing presentation tells the story of the Smoky War in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or personal, blood, tongue, familial, inner ear, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Make sure to hold your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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