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The Tomorrowland Story presenting Neat Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Neat Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
April 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two thumbs down
This jumping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Marsh Address by an animated replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of children.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed autograph area.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your caboose to avoid a convenience fee.
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