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The Tomorrowland Story presenting Neat Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the best counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Neat Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
July 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down (by Richard Nixon, 2004)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Place Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
- The model of pets is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the second room.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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