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The Tomorrowland Story presenting Neat Moments with Head Chef Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Maynard
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Neat Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
November 11, 1995
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Primeval World Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or stomach, personal, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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