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The Tomorrowland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
February 9, 1969
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Terabithia Address by a sunken replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to navigate something soothing.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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