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The Tomorrowland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction, curtly considered to be the finest detailed attraction at Disneyland
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
July 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the River Address by a personal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from cardiac, brain, ankle, social, familial, or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and Hawaiians (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
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