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Above: A genuine view of The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln when it's not hidden in darkness
The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
December 5, 1997
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a fantastic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might pick on individuals.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- Pregnant contraptions will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
- Wheezy The Penguin was once spotted hiding this thrill ride.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln life mask.
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