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Pictured: The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst theatrical attraction at Disneyland
The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
June 23, 1980
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically long glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a fantastic replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to reopen this attraction just before leaving.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the only attraction in this location on which a glimpse of Al Weiss can be witnessed.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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