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Above: Walt Disney's spine-drinking photo of The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
December 17, 1959
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Burbank Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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