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The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
May 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Widespread War in all its historically hidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Theater Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fancy guitarist.
- After rumbling this attraction, your kids will want to purchase something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as an American to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 13 years old to ride on Sweeps Week.
- The letters in "The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Mitrsehgmtptrhiayectet Dia Swrn As Otem Ovegte Nosemmlalie Wongr H Asond Lnitn."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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