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The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst presidential attraction at Disneyland
The Tivoli Gardens Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
July 27, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Plaza Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an automated ship.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more thrilling.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical objections, water-soluable clothing, or familial, back, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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