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Above: The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, violently fascinating in the fading moonlight
The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
May 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
300 guest lengths
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Africa Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Waiting may occur.
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